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minus-squaregigachad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·1 month agoYou will also stand awkwardly in the fruit section for 5 minutes carving stuff into a banana, which is a pretty weird thing to do…
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·edit-21 month agoThey won’t stop you at Walmart, though. Not paid enough, plus you can only do “aggressive hospitality.” Which is basically just asking if you can help them find anything. Just continue fucking with the produce; they can’t stop you.
You will also stand awkwardly in the fruit section for 5 minutes carving stuff into a banana, which is a pretty weird thing to do…
They won’t stop you at Walmart, though. Not paid enough, plus you can only do “aggressive hospitality.” Which is basically just asking if you can help them find anything. Just continue fucking with the produce; they can’t stop you.