I might have to use drag show Jesus as a profile pic somewhere.

I would say make the colors brighter, the size looks perfect to me.

Her feet don’t change, she’s just wearing shoes.

It’s a glow up if anything.

Is this a title screen of a game or a vibe check?

LOL! They’re not even pretending to be a news outlet anymore.

(Let’s see how many people miss the projecting by saying I’m missing the “joke”.)

The Riddler got another life sentence for that one.

Make DEVELOPERS pay a subscription and remind them they don’t actually own the content voice actors lease to them?

How diabolically just.

“Tide goes in, tide goes out. You can’t explain that.” - Bill O’Reilly

That fucking sucks, and I’m sorry to hear all that.

You didn’t say, but I got the distinct impression you live in Texas. Hope you find some place more acceptable to live and work soon.

because if you put a fedora on me I’d look like a professional 2010s r/atheism “quote maker”),

Definitely not something to be proud of. :P

To paraphrase Jeff Foxworthy’s bit about men losing their hair:

“You will never hear a competent business owner say ‘I hate trans!’ Because as long as you’re a good worker, we like you! And we’re not going to say anything that’ll make you get up and leave.”

“Flaw enforcement.”

I’m going to use that in a sentence.

takes a Sharpie and crosses out the fire

Since becoming a father, I stopped using child as an insult. My child, still two, actually learns from his mistakes and feels bad when he does something wrong.

Settle down, Charlie Day.

Bullet points work best when using a 9mm font size.

Lemmy needs an Old Babies community.

That’s why he was executed by the state.

Moon Knight: “Don’t have a weapon? Throw squirrels. I do that sometimes and their expressions are priceless.”

I remember Star Trek fan fiction from back in the 1990s that mentioned how all lawyers were thrown into the sun sometime in their past. They called it “The Great Awakening.”

Please make the dudebros go crazy by hiring an unconventionally beautiful MMA fighter to play Aloy.