Hell fucking yeah I love weed and sex
Let’s hear it for weed and sex!!!
Only if I’m getting f’d by Microsoft.
/I use Arch btw
I inject the weed and do the sex all the time!
It’s what Windows Recall is gonna do to you without your consent.
Am I missing something?
The funny numbers
Thanks. Am doofus, didn’t see it.
Yay for the funnies
Oh my god I’ll double doofus because I saw this response and still didn’t get it. I’ve been on wsb too long and thought funny numbers meant losses.
Funi numbr and Microsoft bad
I also genuinely want to know
Time to lay off more game developers to make numbers go brrrrr
oh no, this can only mean we must push more ads and AI
Introducing Microsoft Copilot ++. Now with access to your camera, to help you look your best in your next teams meeting
Actually something they would publish
EDIT: Edited
came
tocamera
Nice
I wish I had some money lying around to make a bot to indiscriminately buy random stocks at 420.69.
That’s exactly what I sold GME for, at the height of that whole shebacle
I missed the news story, what they do?
420.69
…noice
Invested another billion in ClosedAI
ooh, hp is going down
Nice.
Hopefully their stock goes down even more, anything that makes the shareholders suffer is a good thing.
The subsequent drop was because Elon bought in.
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