I put my cloud in containers

This is the weirdest cyberpunk future.

On one hand, we have surgeons performing surgery with literal augmented reality,

On the other hand, if you’re poor you’ll never have an iota of a chance of seeing that doctor.

Holy fuck, what a thing to let kids process on their own…

One of these things results in fish, the other results in cat girls. I know which team I’m on.

Stahp pls

Bahhh that sucks. At least it was just stuff that got busted, stuff can be fixed or replaced.

Glad you’re safe, yo

…noice

I missed the news story, what they do?

I’ve asked for help finding API endpoints that do what I want because I’m feeling too lazy to pour over docs and it’ll just invent endpoints that don’t exist

git grounded

I mean… there can be…

Change your nozzle randomly and without warning

You really took the time to comment and complain that you’ve already seen this? You’re… upset that your time was wasted?

Buddy. Cmon.

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My girlfriend doesn’t have one, teehee 🤭

Hilarious. Logitech’s software has always been an afterthought and now they want me to pay for it? Goooo fuck yourselves. I had to sell a perfectly good keyboard and mouse because their stupid g-hub is harder to navigate than a g-spot.

It kept doing updates and every time it did, it would clobber all my macros and bindings and basically factory reset. I had a txt document on my desktop with all my configs so I could set them back up whenever it decided the configuration gods required a sacrifice.

Airlines hate them for this one weird trick!

Which word do I mispronounce to make the rhyme work? Distro bih-stro? Or dee-stro bistro?

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Or he’s an abomination with 300 feet like a fromsoft boss