When your “girlfriend” still has Hinge as her last name on your phone 👀
Probably just saying “I’ll change it later” every time it’s noticed, probably
EDIT: Forgot to add a second probably. Wait, that’s probably the third. Fuck.
How else is he gonna tell her apart from Marissa Tinder?
What if that really is her last name lol?
Man, if that’s her real name, the spoonerism is just too much.
Spicy!
If y’all get married and she takes your last name, would you say she became unhinged?
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Damn, the automated “comment removed” notices are getting brutal.
goes to thermostat and sets it to 425F
80, 425, 8675309, what’s the difference? None of them are habitable temperatures.
I dunno - 80°F might be good if you’re an old nudist who’s always cold.
I wanna know what was said next
“Sorry, I know we live together but I never paid enough attention to learn your name so I still have you as ‘Marissa [Dating Site Where We Met]’. Who are you again?”
My wife is still “Annie Freckles” in my contacts, 11 years later
My contact in my fiancé’s phone is still labeled “[Name]'s Brother” lmao, we first met at my brother’s dnd game
Mine has been labeled “Lisa Work” forever. I updated her old work contact with a new number and that’s become her profile ever since.
Am I the only one who has people’s full names in my contacts? (I use tags or whatever my contacts app calls them to categorize them further)
Most of my contacts are first and last names.
… Because you’re sweet ?
“Mind if I bring some brown sugar home and we do some baking?”
“Gary, you’re white.”
“How come you taste so good?”
I’m sorry, I so don’t get this
When you bake something, like a loaf of banana bread, you have to heat up the oven to the target temperature before you put the loaf in the oven. This ensures proper cooking.
Humans generally do not need this. If the house is chilly, one can turn up the heat and put on a sweater or something while waiting for the house to warm up.
OP’s screenshot points out that his girlfriend is expressing the needs of bread. How silly!
By Grabthar’s Hammer, that was a good breakdown!
~I just wanted to say By Grabthar’s Hammer~
Ah is just not that funny. Got it
Yes, Banana Bread.
I agree with gf heat is one “luxury” worth paying for. Forget the bottled water, drink out of the tap, but heat the damn apartment.
