• Sunshine (she/her)@lemmy.ca
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    1 day ago

    2 out of the 764 people who live there. I wanna see an investigation drama where they try to narrow it down.

    • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world
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      2 hours ago

      Considering the Catholic Church banned chess and excommunicated several priests who were caught playing it, I’d believe it. But of course, kiddy diddling is just fine.

      Rebellious priests invented the folding chess set because of the ban actually.

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      23 hours ago

      Oops, they only managed to uncover systematic sex abuse. Better luck next time, dang it.

      • GraniteM@lemmy.world
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        39 minutes ago

        “I tried to find out who was playing Baldur’s Gate 3, but all I found was this worthless pile of sexual abuse evidence!” [Throws cardboard box into incinerator]