Cross my heart, smack me dead, put a lobster on my head

Where?

i forgor 💀

Girlfriend’s age?

My IQ?

Don’t play me, pls

That’s heavy.

This is fuckin’ brilliant. A picture worth a thousand mutilated words.

Ohh, well played

Sounds like living in an NFT. Non-Fungible Apartment?

*golf clap*

IV?

🎵 When the jaws open wide
And there’s more jaws inside
That’s a moray 🎵

When I had to choose at the end, I wound up closing the game and thinking about it for a couple days before finally going back. Bae forever.