She gon’ be fuzzy. And a little bit nuts. Enjoy. Also smooch her head for me.
Smooch her head for me 😭
Smooch him for me?
Was working in a deli department of a grocery store. I think it was my second or third week there, and i was slicing balogna for a customer. Went to peel some of the casing off and got the tip of my thumb instead. Still think the lady who unkindly yanked my stitches out at the urgent care caused the lil flap to come off. It was 2009 and I’m actually impressed i got some tactile feeling back through the scar. I swear it fucks with the touch screen though.
Is it french? (don’t come for me I can’t conjugate in french to save my fucking life 😂 but jouez looked…more pleasant to my eyeballs lol)
They stopped SELLING THEM TO US!!!
I lurk!! But, thanks y’all.
Fuck Cobra, and, also, hard agree. Healthcare should just…exist. Accessibly.
Compromise: be the king of Doritos but also have ample opportunity for a job that actually pays a living wage; and good insurance to coincide with said title
There’s a hotkey. Pain in the ass, sure, but less so with a programmable mmo mouse lol
I read this too fast and thought it said rapper. I was about to be like, “I WANT THE NEXT HIT SINGLE GIMMEEEEEE”
Probably, yeah. The motion activation portion of the sprinkler takes two AA batteries, but with sufficient googling it’ll be off to the races with my soldering iron lol. Thanks for checking y’all.
That one has a max run time of 4 hours on.
It was standard for professional correspondence where I work, but then they took out the ruler function. Why they think mouse-drawn highlighting of text looks good, I’ll never know. I asked for lightshot.
You must smooch this kitty for me. Right between the ears, please.
It’s the first thing I do when I’m breaking in a new android device: aggressively force-training it to accept all my usual expletives.
I’ve heard good things but haven’t looked into it yet. Thing is, I got so good at vba that I got a promotion out of it lmao. As archaic as it is, my work is essentially hardcoded in windows for the foreseeable future, so I have to be able to dick around in msoffice.
It’s my only hangup. I vba on the regular. Work forced win11 on me, but at home, once i can be assed, I’ll vm windows eventually and migrate completely, and scheme alternative languages for my spreadsheet wizardry lmao
FUCK YES NEVERHOOD