No gods, no masters.
Writing code is bad!
Writes condensed configurations and properties files in 3 different languages instead. Cloud deployment uses yet another source of configurations and properties.
Doesn’t write documentation for configuration and properties.
Ah, yes, that’s much more readable.
coffee and death metal
For context on the reference: https://www.reddit.com/r/Teachers/comments/1but3c2/wait_zoomers_actually_cant_read_analogue_clocks_i/
why do you hate Zoomers?
In a pinch, if you don’t have Word, try WordPad.
You implant a chip in your brain that gives it control over your finger movement.
Fourth try: total motion blur
Trust the muscle memory.
Terry Truncate Table
Start a religion where the clergy maintain both written and oral versions of your code as a sacred text.
Get your hormone levels checked once in a while.
Keeping it closed also means that you don’t have to breathe it in (and prevents dust from getting in).
So that the cables don’t get covered in humid air and dust which sticks to them and forms a grime (with bonus added chemicals from the plastics).
I refactor the box every year because there are usually some new cables.
Some simple empirical rules:
The culture wars are about the class war indirectly. Women are famously the first large underclass, worse than workers who don’t own the means of production: workers who don’t even own themselves, workers who do a second shift at home which goes unpaid and unrecognized in pensions and healthcare.
Failure to understand how these are connected translates into failure to achieve solidarity.