Makes me wish JFK was on a coin.

edit: I’m fucking stupid, you guys.

Experts in what field? Fucking doorology?

I’m using it from now on. There’s no telling how old rescue animals are sometimes.

I’ve never heard the term “gotcha day” before. It’s cute as fuck.

That’s an extra feature they try to up-sell you at the dealership.

Large Marge fucked me up.

Get it on!

He doesn’t come off that way in this interview. He seems like a rich old fuck who’s been so rich for so long that he genuinely struggles to understand how the poor plebs could possibly exist without private jets.

Rascist?

That’s what happened to me and I’m radicalized now.