I dunno how to break this to you, but you’ve got bedbugs

Whoever can resurrect and tame a T-Rex wins the dick measuring contest

I call bullshit.

I’ll just side load it. Fuck you Google

I hate the anti-pattern of “Not Now”. How about “No”?

Search was solved in 1998.

How’s about you do something about carbon emissions, fatal disease research, or food accessibility?

Maybe it’s because the Cybertruck is a piece of shit, and so is Elon

Their job now is to serve governments surveillance data.

Their job now is to serve governments surveillance data.

Wouldn’t this be a great opportunity to flood that hashtag with content that talks about project 2025? Or the Epstein list?

Honey, I live to be extra.

I’d argue that email is as useful as regular mail. I get about 2 letters a year written by a person. The rest is bills and marketing.

Email is basically a central notification hub for users, and I’d much prefer that than having to log into each specific app to be notified of things.

Alpha males enjoy spending time with alpha males because it’s hard to find non-alphas willing to wrestle naked with you.