That’s a really cool bit if knowledge. I honestly thought this was AI generated at first glance.
Can’t argue with that analysis, pretty solid.
Internet police here. Stay calm, hands where I can see them. Now, this is how this is gonna go: there isn’t much I can do now as I wasn’t personally here 7 hours ago when you called but I’ll make sure to jot down some loose notes on this here notepad while I take your declaration. Then I’m gonna go ahead and misremember it all when I write a report no one will bother to read… Maybe put up some cameras around for next time, I don’t know. Just remember, we’re here to help.
Some dumb neuron in my brain still hits play on this song at the most random times. Thanks for the link!
Who put the goat in there?