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Polpot literally ordered the deaths of people with glasses because they looked intellectual.

It would definitely be over 9000!

I got the gender lung, Pops

This is an adVANCEd meme

They’re still trying to find a computer capable of measuring the mass of your mom

I’m gonna go suck my wife’s teeth and see what her reaction is

In Donald’s day they didn’t have 24. All they had was 12 and they liked it.

Yes. I think it would add more value to the time I have now and would help me best prepare for my passing.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement in the US. They’re basically the ones who raid homes and businesses looking for undocumented workers

Oh man. What if Hannibal crossed the Alps in these?

Pfft… Rookie. Everyone knows you’re supposed to boof bong water.