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  • saltesc@lemmy.worldtoHumor@lemmy.worldDon't fall for it
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    22 hours ago

    I wish my mother was like this,.I’d.actually read her messages. She just uses my phone number as her personal journal. I get dozens of messages a day about nothing. I have to mute her and check every now and then, scrolling through useless shit about—hang on, I’ll look at the last three topics; dogs and horses going to heaven, liking nature and not suburbia, the sermon at a mid-week church event—and make sure nothing important happened. I’ve told her to chill, it doesn’t work.


  • I haven’t done web work for well over a decade and recently was surprised to learn that Wordpress is still very relevant. I remember back then, seeking alternatives as we expected it to become more of a legacy thing a few years down the track, so we were on the lookout for future-proofing client sites with a better foundation. At that point it was a decade old and annoying af because it morphed into a messy way of doing websites because people misused it’s original purpose. Brain had to think like a blog and then trick it into doing what you want, kind of like using tables to structure pages before CSS-P saved the day.






  • It’s like Alphabet hate guaranteed money.

    “How can we boost the next six months of investment for sake of stable income over the next decade?”

    “More ads. Studies show everyone with internet access fucking loves them.”

    *Brilliant! Welcome to entry level lower senior-ish management, Jenkins."

    “YESSSSS! I can’t wait to tell the family about this when I’m on leave from this wonderfully accommodating work campus. All hail, G.”

    “All hail, G.”










  • saltesc@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.worldOffended
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    20 days ago

    Apparently lol. I think daniskarma is just looking for a public stoning. Obviously the vast majority of Xitter users are not there to engage in US politics and be placed on the political spectrum.

    This is what happens when people circlejerk too much, they make insincere claims like that and get updoots. They’ve trained themselves to lash out at anyone.and.anything they don’t like. Hell, I bet you’re getting shit for using Xitter.in other replies… Edit: Yuuuup!




  • saltesc@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.worldWhat a slacker
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    22 days ago

    I dunno. I work a 35 hr week with 6 weeks paid vacation and 20 days paid personal leave each year… Oh, yeah, and it accumulates annually if I don’t use any of it.

    Oh, and 17%>of my income is paid into retirement in addition to my salary, not out of my salary.

    It’s a bit above the legal minimum, but it’s still pretty normal here.