"Shark wars: Revenge of the Ship "

twatwaffles and chucklefucks

You are a visionary sir. I will add these words to my vocabulary.

Thanks mate! Hope you enjoyed your egg.

I read that as “eggs from my sister-in-law” and was immediately concerned. Need to grab my coffee

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Jokes on you. My nephew beats me every time in Mario kart.

This photo gives me Last of Us vibes.

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