I wish it wasn’t

Are you hiring

The ol’ Lemmy-switch-a-roo?

on another level

Ohhh youuu

You perv

Pro versions: Does a little more

Costs even more

Best regards

Sometimes I just start a sentence, and don’t know where it’s going

About 15 years ago I went on a trip from San Diego to NY. We were staying in a shitty Days Inn in some some town. We left our luggage in the rooms, and went out for the day, and I had left my iPod nano in there. When we came back that evening, my iPod was gone and my package of brand new boxers was missing a pair also. I assumed they hid the iPod in the rolled up boxers. We went down to complain to the front desk but they didn’t give a shit. Lessons were learned that day. I was so excited to listen to Biggie “Going Back to Cali” on my way back to Cali and that’s what was REALLY stolen from me :(

We have this on our dogs collar

The funny thing about my chin, Jules, is that it’s located on my cock!

Free Rulester was right there… Missed opportunity

So the question is, if you die and are resuscitated, are you living the same life or a new one?

Same. Still haven’t learned how to style it but it’s still better than the face I had before

That’s your jobs fault?

My windows 10 already has a watermark to activate it

Upload is a fun show

May gray?

They’ll settle for three-ish

Yea, you can’t just read the news and go huh. anymore, because the news is no longer “this is what happened.” Now it’s “OMG YOU WON’T BELIEVE THIS YOU’RE GONNA HATE THAT this happened AND EVERYONE IS PISSED”

All the sides