It’s not the speed, it’s the acceleration that kills you. Or deceleration, if you’re unlucky.

Pong.

I don’t know. I don’t read Le Monde.

Did you get anything good at the grocery store?

If don’t have your travel credit card, you’ll miss out on points while escaping.

Don’t you ever just get the urge to keep on driving and never go back?

Jesus. That Chevy is right up that guy’s ass.

How long before the first Sleepshop opens?

Well, I mean, as long as you made enough to afford the engagement ring.

Exactly what I thought. I’d love to sit a young person today in front of that blank blue screen with the blinking cursor. Now, I have to go take my pills before bed.

I’m so sorry this is happening to your family. See if you can find a vet that will come to the house. My little princess died at home alone of heart failure. I was going to take her to the vet that afternoon to be euthanized but didn’t make it home from work in time. I feel guilty that she was all alone when she passed but glad that I didn’t have to stress her with going to the vet. By that time she really hated going to the vet.

Do you think you will elect another Democrat?

How will this work at an enterprise level? I can absolutely say that the company I work for cannot allow that kind of information to be harvested. Our clients would have a conniption. I also can’t see our cyber security insurance covering that.

I’m surprised this was published in Foreign Policy.

Always.

How am I supposed to lose weight if you keep shoving more parts in me?

I can hear the phaser on overload sound.

Then print it and then scan it to their email so they can forward it to you.

No.

My perception with artificial sweeteners is that my body knows something is wrong. It tastes sweet but it can’t extract any energy from it.