Yea I need a drink

Uhhh 6? Ish?

That’s a trick question. How many pound-feet of torque did you apply to the carpet?

Led by none other than Axl Rosebush

Where the grass is green and the rates are shitty?

Oh won’t you please sell my home?

Oktoberfest it is, then.

Lived in the middle of nowhere and the nearest grocery store was 25 miles away. Once every 4-6 weeks we’d go to town and get maybe 10-12 gallons of milk, a shit load of bread, and all the other stuff.

We kept milk in the freezer.

I’ve started using that recently and it is very handy.

It’s probably a tie between wikipedia and flashlight.

I think The Velveteen Rabbit is pretty fucked.

Graduated in 07. Gave all of my savings to my parents in 08 so they wouldn’t lose their house. Bumbled around for a decade and a half trying to get a degree and start my career only to get shit canned from an okay paying job mid-pandemic. Tripped over my own dick in to a great paying union job. Currently working too much overtime and saving every dime I can because I’ve seen enough shit.

We weren’t going to say anything out of politeness but now that you said it I’m comfortable telling we call her money bags because in the right light the dollar sign tattoos on her ass makes it look like she just robbed a bank.

Is 2 hours later another time? I could use some crackhead lore building.

I’ve done that. Even though to myself “who put this apple here?” as I sat down in the passenger seat.

I was sitting in my pickup outside my apartment listening to the radio and some guy just…got in. I asked “can I help you?” and the look on his face when he realized his mistake was priceless. In his defense Lyft had just started in my area and there was only one other vehicle that looked like mine in that part of the city.

Soufflémmy

Then why is my freezer so full of giant ground sloth?

I’m only a professional scientist in the loosest sense of the term but for years we’ve tried to figure out why Joe can’t leave the break room to fart and who the fuck does he think he is?

Ada Lovelace