A text editor…
1.2 Mb of uncommented code using single letters for variables written 30 years ago that somehow compiled into ASCII based vertical scrolling space shooter.
Yes, I’m embarrassed; No, you can’t play it.
I still have the floppy disk, but I refuse to buy a drive to load the file onto my current computer because I would cringe so hard I would die. It was written in god-damned QuickBASIC…
House on haunted Hill & Cabin in the woods bouth seem kinda plausible
2020 proved that one entirely plausible
I once had a tractor-feed-paper-foldy-thing that was over 25 feet long, without stretching. There was some tape in there to combine pieces, but it was mostly just paper.
Kids in the 80’s did weird shit with no Internet…
Mission failed right here:
The Spine - Transistor OST.
There’s 3 versions, though… The soundtrack version with lyrics, the game instrumental, and the humming version.
Most of the tracks in the game have at least 2 versions, music is kind of a central theme of the story.
There may have been “other factors” that were not legal in my state at the time contributing to my pantsless genius…
I’ve used my jeans as oven mitts before.
First night in new apartment, making frozen pizza, oven mitts are… Wait, do I even own oven mitts? Is there a towel around? Jeans are thick, that should work!
Sitting on the floor, sans pants, eating a Red Baron off the box it came in, sliced haphazardly with a pocket knife is peak adulting.
Now there’s 2702 billionaires to take out…
Maybe we just dedicate a nuclear power plant to running AI, and wait for some type of accident to boost some evolution…
I believe you mean:
This is a triumph
I’ve had a BBQ pulled pork pizza w/ applesauce on the side for dipping and it was amazing. Too bad that place closed.
The spicy Cajun bread sticks they had were great, too. Especially as a broke student because they were like $2 and practically a solid pound of filling carbs.
I mean, if I got crucified and came back you can bet your ass I’m staying the hell away from everyone for the rest of my life!
The problem wasn’t even insulting the cops, it was yelling and screaming loud enough to bring out a crowd of 50+ people, and after being told repeatedly to just stop and go in the house, fleeing as soon as you’re told you’re under arrest.
The amount of brain power I have used to memorize stupid advertising is insane… It hits me sometimes like, BOOM! Tough actin’ Tinactin!
But you remember it, and repeat it…
They turned their advertising into a meme before memes were a thing. I’m sure someone has purchased the product based solely on the memeness, so successful ad?
I’m going to sue you because you used my likeness without permission in the reflections on your windows…
Studies show that an attacker with a knife in hand has the advantage over someone with a holstered gun from as far as 21 feet away.
I just use the last 12 digits of pi for all my passwords. So easy to remember!