A newt?

Just a minor update on the $35 billion mentioned in the article from 2011….

As of August 2023, Apple has a market capitalization of $2.796 trillion. Therefore, a 10% holding in Apple stock would be worth approximately $279.6 billion.

If you are lucky he kicks your guts out of your asshole. More likely the roo will probably just rake his legs down your torso and straight up disembowels you from the front while holding you in position. Agree this guide is complete squirrels piss.

You don’t deserve to be President if your scared of taking on this bloated verbal fart generator