I was thinking “What’s that red stu—oh…” Yikes.

Profits or bragging how they can do a ton of stock buybacks.

I’ve seen this movie. It’s the one where AI determines we are the issue and initiates the “extermination” protocol.

Edit: With a dash of “Don’t Look Up”.

Honorable mentions: “source of truth” and “sanity check”.

100% me. I never in my life thought I’d be a cat person, then I moved in with my girlfriend (now wife) and her cat, who quickly became my ride or die.