P*rnHub jingle intensifies.

I’ll accept it but you’ll have to send me a happy birthday message.

February 14th is my birthday so of course I hate Valentine’s Day, I can’t hang out with my friends 'cause they’re hanging with their girlfriends, and if I’m in a relationship I have to go buy flowers and stuff the day of my birthday instead of just chilling and playing videogames which I honestly prefer. And don’t get me started on people assuming I like everything heart shaped and stuff…

If these two events were a separate thing I’d probably be OK with Valentine’s Day TBH.

You’re probably thinking of “Fediprose”.

It tastes like cheese.

Yeah, the company that donated one million dollar to a mfer that promised nothing but fascism is not fascist…

“You almost ran over a five year old with your oversized vehicle, thanks for breaking! This segment is brought to you thanks to BetterHelp…”

Fortunately LibreTube and NewPipe exist 👍

They watched that one The Big Bang Theory episode.