… or a plastic toy snake, a pair of headphones, a Mathias Quiet Clicky keyboard switch, 2 random screws, a N95 mask, assorted coins, an acorn, a notebook and pen…

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this is a mastodon post, part of the same “network” as lemmy instances. Should it not be possible to have this kind of post as an actual post instad of a screenshot?

For a time i had a black document suitcase as a school bag because i was cool. (somehow no one thought that was cool)

In a similar situation, i just looked at my wife and said “you owe me 5€.”

this is cool!

The good thing is, they only need to put water in the top third, the bottom 2 thirds are lubricated by vomit.

I used to own a ilyama crt, it died a honorable death around 2000-ish while i was playing Dark Age Of Camelot. RIP my friend, i will always remember your 18kg of glass and plastic fondly.

your username shines in a new light after reading this.

not sure, but I do know that “flat design” is absolutely the fucking worst.

5 days too late; was setting up a new PC for a 10 year old, and we had to jump through all the hoops in the world in the terrible microS. family thing just so a kid can play minecraft bedrock edition.

The only thing to learn from this is that you don’t let software developers write fiction.

The problem is that they are clearly targeting minors who don’t pay their own electricity bill, and dont even neccessarily have awareness that they are paying for their fortnite skins with their parents money. Also: there is a good chance that the generated pictures are at some point present on in the filesystem of the generating computer, and that alone is a giant can of worms that can even lead to legal troubles, if the person lives in a country where some or all kinds of pronography are illegal.

This is a shitty grift, abusing people who don’t understand the consequences of the software.

I have upgraded my autistic food game and now eat 3 different same foods all the time.

I mean… if you put it like that…

I once dreamt I had found a cheat code for MSDos…

Well, it’s about 15 years too late, but I guess better to have this discussion now than never.

This is true, but also, this is weird, right?

That’s just mean :(

Windows 11, finally bringing the year of Linux on the desktop.