Apparently it might be what happens when they’re trying to extract every bit of wealth possible before crushing it into nothingness and then moving on to the next parasitized host.
Apparently it might be what happens when they’re trying to extract every bit of wealth possible before crushing it into nothingness and then moving on to the next parasitized host.
I call hijinx and shenanigans! Look at OPs nickname! This is exactly the type of game they’d be into based solely on that.
Plot twist: you’re an orc.
Here’s a better question. Why don’t you have a Lego animated movie of your life called Piece by Piece coming out soon?
For the edit, wouldn’t it be “noncel”?
And dragons fucking cars.
Some other article said it simpler. If the game launched for free and they focused on microtransactions for skins, they’d be one of the live service games that brings in the money.
Pull up in a white van with no or blackened windows and offer them candy. Oh and make sure “Free candy” is scratched in on the sides of the van. Wouldn’t want people getting the wrong idea…
Now for the serious advice, don’t do dumb jokes like the one above. Kids need honesty. Screwing around for shits and giggles is always a bad idea around them.
Flu.
Atlas Reactor. It was fun.
It’s bad for us, but it makes them money, so they are incentivised to not care.
Thanks for the in-depth reply and for correcting me.
And you’re right to be dissatisfied, but the tech savvy might not be the intended audience. The burger crowd might be instead. They outnumber the tech crowd by the billion. It’s just more profitable.
Hmm. Not a marketing person, but I’ll try to make an idea that sounds only slightly insulting.
Think of it like this. You’re working from home, a coworker is out in the field doing live research and your boss will be doing a presentation in front of the shareholders. The coworker in the field records data with their phone, sends it to your laptop, you arrange it for your boss, send it to their tablet and the boss just slides it over on the giant TV as they take the credit for your work.
Or a more personal example. You’re at home in the mood for a movie or a game on your budget smart TV, but you’re too lazy to do all the whatever to get it going. So instead just sync your phone, PC/Xbox and TV with a Microsoft/Xbox account and do everything remotely using your phone/tablet as a controller, from the comfort of your couch.
It’s Microsoft NSYNC, baby! And that’s why everything has to be tailored to fit your lovely, greasy fingers. Comfortable comfort. You know you want it!
Looks like they’re going full speed ahead towards their mobile/tablet/TV/PC unishittification.
I believe they want you to seamlessly transfer stuff from device to device, regardless of which, where and why.
It can be done and I believe you can do it.
Good luck!
Good news then. A history of head trauma means you’re more likely to die early of a stroke from a random blood clot than to live long enough and experience dementia.
Ok, I’m convinced. You’re the Scatman.
Skibidi comes from Scatman and no one can convince me otherwise.
Going eco is all the rage, so probably tree fiddy.