You might like Chef RPG. It’s early access but it’s been fun and the developer seems very responsive.

Cable companies too please.

All free because Concerned Ape is awesome.

Which means don’t buy electronics on Amazon because you can’t usually tell from the listing and if it is, it could just be counterfeit.

I’ve purchased Stardew Valley on 3 different platforms. I’ve never done something stupid like that with any other game. And idc because it’s only like $15 and he seems like a good guy. You take care of us, we take care of you.

I have a absolutely no idea. Not my area of expertise.

Definitely not small, our website is down so we can’t do any business and we’re a huge company. Multiply that by all the companies that are down, lost time on projects, time to get caught up once it’s fixed, it’ll be a huge number in the end.

Have your manual doors, peasant, but I will not debase myself in such a fashion.

I just have it hooked up to the dock and play it on my TV mostly like a portable itty bitty PC. I have an Xbox controller and a Bluetooth keyboard and mouse so I can play basically anything but fallout 4 since they thought it would be hilarious to remove menu prompts from that game when you use the deck on a TV. No idea why but yeah I can do most stuff with it so I do.

My mom recently asked me to cancel her prime reading or whatever for her and it was infuriating. I was in the app and clicked cancel and it went to a browser where I had to click to cancel and that just opened the app where I had to click the same link that opened the browser that opened the app that opened the browser. I was getting fucking pissed when it suddenly finally opened the link in the browser so I could cancel. I’m 99% sure they actually have it coded to open in the browser after 10 tries or something to make it difficult but can’t run afoul of legislation since you can technically do it if you are tenacious enough.

If I told you “a pink and brown dog,” you can’t “see” that dog in your mind at all?

Jim Pickens’s cat popped into my head. Sigh.

There’s actually a theory that back in ye olden times when inner monologues first started, people thought it was God talking to them because it was a new phenomenon and that didn’t have any way to understand that it was some kind of evolution of consciousness, not a god.

Yes! You’ve seen TV shows where people are thinking words in their heads or whatever…based on reality!

“It helps, but I can still tell that I have a deficit compared to most people when it comes to those things.”

I was totally gonna ask you about this until I got to the end! It seems like thinking without any kind of internal monologue would be incredibly abstract which might be good for some things but it would probably suck ass for trying to remember or understand extremely detailed instructions and things like that! I’m so curious what it’s like to think the way you do and I wish I could flip a switch for a little bit to experience it because it’s kind of hard to really imagine what I would be like.

I took it as a joke because they can just change the rules whenever they want but Idk I might have misunderstood.

I broke all 10 commandments and I ate meat during lent. My bad. How many hail Marys do I owe you?

I get so many typos now that aren’t even a word. And I seriously can’t even wirt proofreading anymore because it’s just gotten so bad I no longer even care of I sound like I had a stroke.

I would argue that firing them seems like a pretty strong political statement.

Search engines would have to function but yeah that would be nice.

It isn’t any of their business unless you want it to be so just be vague as hell. “I got another offer that is a good opportunity.” “I’ve decided to pursue other opportunities.” They’ll obviously ask questions and you can just remain vague. “I would rather not discuss specific details of my new job.”

Or if you don’t mind them speculating behind your back you can say as something like “I’ve decided to move on for personal reasons.” Just leave it at that and let them sit there and wonder. Is a family member sick and needs care? Are you sick? Did you get a different job? Do you hate everyone? Are you going to prison? Who knows because you aren’t telling them.