I think you’re in the wrong classroom. Government abortion-clinic cellphone tracking software is next door.

Thank you, Ward Christensen. RIP. I was just commenting on another thread earlier today, recounting my nostalgia for dialing into a small BBS after school and talking to my friends.

I am still running an FX-8320 and it’s fast enough for everything that I need it for. It baffles me to see people arguing about the differences between different Ryzen CPUs.

As someone who modded his controller with metal buttons. Instant regret. It is not comfortable for extended gaming sessions.

Seriously, as an IT person, I still never know what most of my USB ports are capable of, but I’m glad they are backwards compatible. If something is slow, then I try a different cable and port.

The similarities between Happy Fun Ball and Elon’s childhood car drawing are SHOCKING (because both will likely electrocute the user)

A Toy Story sequel where Andy’s neglected memes team up together.

Every xbox360 console I have owned or known others to own was defective within a short timespan. I would never trust their hardware ever again.

I have a 2 TB Steam Deck running Bazzite OS. How does this impact me and my family?

Not yet.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_Sidekick_data_loss

Microsoft’s loss of cloud data for the Sidekick phone was one of the biggest disasters in cloud computing history.

Same. The Deck is my main computer and Bazzite is a much better OS than the default. I only wish I could boot straight to Desktop Mode, because I rarely have time to play games anymore.

This is great news. I’ve been using holoiso on my Steamdeck, but the package management is falling apart. I’m excited to try this out.

No roof on Red Rocks, so you can stack about half a million turkeys in that space.

All of the turkeys will fit

Anyone can guess anything! Give it a try!

I can guestimate the number of turkeys it would take to fill any given space. It’s my superpower.

F YEAH, MF’ERS! CRANK SO LOUD THAT YOUR NEIGHBORS COME OVER AND KISS YOU GOODNIGHT ON THE LIPS!

APOLOGIES, BROTHER. I COULDN’T HEAR YOUR HOGS CRANKING BECAUSE I PUT MY HEAD DOWN ON MY HOG AND WAS CRANKING MY SELF INTO SLEEPY DREAMTIME! MY DOOR IS UNLOCKED AND MY LIPS ARE PURSED.

F yeah! Crank so loud the neighbors come over and kiss you good night!

We love to spend money on our unrealistic fantasies. Maybe one day I’ll have time to play all these games, take the RV out to go camping, lift all those weights in the closet, and learn to play that pile of musical instruments. Oh what an amazing life I will live after I pay off these credit cards and get some time alone with my stuff.

As an amateur web designer in the 90s and early 2000s, this speaks to me. I stopped web development when CSS became popular and I couldn’t wrap my head around it.

Is there a petition I can sign to scrap all this nonsense modern web progress and go back to that beautiful, dial-up friendly HTML?