Mayor Poopington

You get used to it pretty quickly

Probably because most people don’t speak Ukrainian

Oh my god you’re right, let me just flip this switch here. Don’t know why I didn’t think of that.

Can someone explain like im 5

fetal position in the bathtub, lights off, noize cancelling headphones playing static

“25% of our code was copied off of GitHub”

Menards are stuck to methighs

You must be fun at parties

They laugh, but you never know when you may need a deep cycle marine battery

That one guy is pitching in $5 so now Google owes $10,779,224,060,605,346,999,999,999,999,999,995

I don’t even buy avocado toast, I should be a billionaire by now

Huh. I’ve never noticed that before

Unfortunately, enshittification is very real. Many of us are here because of the enshittification of reddit.

You would have hated my highschool essays

I have no idea what you mean

Doesnt surprise me. Last company I worked for switched from UKG to Workday and it broke everything. A good chunk of employees got late paychecks, overtime hours didnt calculate right so some people got shorted, and on top of that two rounds of corrected W2s had to be sent out.

Behind the Bastards literally has an episode about this.

tell me more about this brain penis

Pretty much. Can’t see the rest of the article, but most likely it’s just tower data, which only gives a general location. But as soon as you pull your phone out and get messages you would be traceable. Kind of defeats the purpose of having a phone

Damn. I had really hoped my grandchildren would get to play Star Citizen in their lives.