What you don’t like curling up on a good couch and eating some cat wings? Chicken of the litterbox
He is the Messiah!
Just got the this new game called Knack. Heard of it?
IPv6 huh? There are dozens of us!
Well most whiskey is 80 proof, so 60% water! Counts
I bet you get to skip the line at water parks too. What a privileged life! \s
My father wanted to name me Inigo. Unfortunately he passed shortly before my birth. On an unrelated note, do any of you have 6 fingers?
The job hunt is much less annoying when you’re already employed though. No real rush, and you can be very picky.
Tinder 2016, the glory days. From what I hear, that shit is a cesspool now
You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Oven baked Mac and cheese with bread crumb topping really is that good
This will surely solve everything.
Turns out the biggest bug of all was keeping the default password.
You have to be capitalistic, no not like that!
Auto industry looking at their overly inflated prices, “well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.”
You’re allowed to fast travel, but only after walking there first.
I never sail without protection
Ahh I see, Nintendo has discovered the internet.