ikr? If I had a nickel…

Excellent disposal.

Sure, today is worse than yesterday. But at least it’s better than tomorrow!

I think I can speak for everyone that this would be the ideal arrangement.

Reject humanity, return to prokaryote.

I’M HIT

powpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpow

Thanks for clearing that up.

Tough but fair.

A story as old as time.

Preposterous.

I had that Skeletor with the chest damage spinny bit! Forgot all about that until seeing this. Thanks for the memory unlock.

It’s funny because it’s true.

I noticed on paragraph 3 of this policy-mandated letter that literally no one but me will ever read–and it’s mind-boggling that even I read it–that you referred to “December 2022.”

As it is December 2023, and December 2023 is referred to multiple times elsewhere in the aforementioned letter, can you please clarify to which month this document refers?

Thank you in advance.

Born and raised in Minnesota. Plan to die here. I can confirm this is 100% accurate.

Then I’m not interested.

You more of a tart apple or sweet apple person?

Cheese apples sound bomb.

Christie electric chair drops Ramaswamy, transitions to a leg-trap camel clutch: ‘Biggest jabroni in America’

I’d probably still be at the emerald grove if they hadn’t limited the number of Scratch’s pets per interaction.

HIDETHESCARSTOFADEAWAYTHESHAKEUP!