That’s gold, Jerry

A cricket bat!?

No worries. I don’t even own any streetfighters, I just wanted to make a funny from a 30 year old movie 😁

More chevy nova than bossanova

Nice try, Sparrow

Well they could’ve had northsex, but it was too cold.

I think the German is more like “the screw screws to the right”, implying to unscrew turn left. And it’s relying on alliteration as the mnemonic device.

Oh right Rupert is the Daily Telegraph, which is presumably the same bullshit but faster.

I imagine it has something to do with Satan’s arsehole, Rupert, being the publisher of the Daily Mail.

Nah, I think most of the bible is pretty made up.