Second sign: You pay all your bills on time

Is he in prison

Did you hawk tua on that thang?

Can I borrow a dollar

Nice try feds

Sure I memba!! I also memba getting yelled at for tying up the only phone line 😭

I like them, it’s a nice mini puzzle break built into my daily grind

It’s your mom’s default search engine so I use it from time to time

MAKE PENIS AND VAGINA ILLEGAL!!!

Mistuh beeast is liteweally my faworite person in the whol whorld

Bad dragon, my tiny rose petal still gets sore on rainy days

I heard the number 43 is code for marijuanas

Answer the question violence yes

Wat is thes crooks

Dwight Onyurmouf?

Pink of course

I ain’t too worried, I’m not buying any light up shoes especially from Nike anytime after I die

It does. The only thing you can’t do is change the lighting color I think

You are motherfucker