Oh, you’re right. In that case, the nurse is stealing from the patient and not an evil, faceless corporation. This changes everything.

I’m on the nurse’s side. Fuck the credit card company.

Don’t be ridiculous. He has a lawnmower in one hand and a chainsaw in the other.

The technologically illiterate pirate is an easy target.

Especially if there were weaker intermolecular forces (which normally give it surface tension).

Hold shift while you click start and shutdown (or reboot) when necessary. This will have windows do a full shutdown instead of a hybrid shutdown.

Greg must be a very patient man because Lauren seems exhausting.

The implication that other waters may not be fart free has scarred me forever.

Whatever. I just used a.i. to write my performance evaluation at work. I fed it a bunch of garbled, incoherent nonsense and made me sound productive AF.

I agree with what I think you’re saying here: The joke is more awkward and potentially offensive than it is funny.

Intersex? The person you enter during sex is generally the “bottom”

In a traditional heterosexual scenario, this would be the woman.

Throw in homosexuality and a Kleinfelter or two and who knows!

Kleinfelter syndrome. He’s talking about Kleinfelter syndrome.

You don’t even have to exercise to lose weight. You just have to eat less food.

People are terrible at knowing how much food they’ve eaten. Thankfully, there are easy to use calorie trackers for your phone.

You’re fat because you eat too much.

I’m still running a 3700x and had been thinking about upgrading. Is the 5800x the best choice for am4?

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The Tesla definitely has big, “Oh god, what the fuck? Why?” energy.

I remember in the 90s, upper-middle class people would buy the most god awful stuff because it was sold to them as expensive modern art. (Think Lydia’s parents in Beetlejuice)

The cybertruck has that same vibe. Its stupid and expensive and somehow that seems to be the appeal.

Oh, yeah, I looked at that. I can get a couple hundred watts of panels that will realistically generate about 300 watt hours of power on my balcony on the sunniest days, given that they won’t be mounted at a very good angle. I can have it charge a battery pack that’ll last a few years. Then I get about 90% efficiency if I’m lucky with the inverter. Even at $0.50/kWh, that’s $0.15/day I’m saving or about $50/year if we just assume a cloudless year-round summer. That’ll save me just enough money to buy a new battery when the first one gets old.

Solar power will get there one day. Its great for many purposes but its still not practical for most apartment dwellers.

Gotta buy a house first!

Might your day be improved by … A dildo going in and out of an orifice?

Getting married and having kids is not the ultimate goal in life. Frankly, the planet already has more humans than it needs.