Huh? I pronounce it ‘al-bite’ because idk it sounds German.

Wow! I haven’t heard of omegle since I left memebase in 2013.

A reimagined Star Wars as if it was made by Stanley Kubrick.

Wait till you hear about Jehova’s witnesses.

Actually, I am his bully, and I came to say that you look exceptionally sexy.

Don’t lie, that goat is cute. You’d definitely date him if you were a goat.

The dealer advised him not to remove it because it might ruin the paint, and he won the lawsuit

I’ll be long dead in the ground before I use the word ‘mouses’.