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what’s a power bottom in lesbian?

if you’re lucky enough to be nearby, try taking her out to the movies and coffee after, once a week, it helped my mom and she’s even got her own litl circle of ladies now so i don’t have to go with her if i’m too busy

i have done my research and i personally choose to believe that they’re grumpin’ us, it sounds too good to not be true

don’t trust a cathboy either

instructions unclear, got turned into a zombie by cersei lannister

but- my doctor told me that although i’m bedridden, if i just start fasting, i’ll be able to walk without pain again 🧐🤌 /s

edit: this is a joke about the american healthcare system frequently deciding that overweight patients would not have a problem if they weren’t overweight, and many doctors also preaching the CICO (calories in, calories out) method, it is a joke agreeing with the poster

the ability to scan one’s brain to unlock all the memories that i hope are still stored in there, uses would be things like knowing exactly how many times you’ve sneezed, how many sandwinches you’ve eaten, how many total minutes spent hiccuping, and you take the information and compare your stats with friends

i have this thing where when i’m focused, but switching tasks, i’ll click my tongue but it’s always the tune of nick nick nick n’nick nick nick o lo dea onnn

GOG as well, if anyone was looking to play Dragon Age: Origins, i would recommend their version, everyone seems to have trouble with the Steam version, but i had no issues and it’s $3 rn

not a movie, but charlie from iasip, he could fix me, i’d make him milk steak every night with extra jelly beans T-T i’d just have to kidnap him from the gang first -_-

if it weren’t socially unacceptable then everyone would just be doing it, that’s why they had to make it socially unacceptable and provide us with a more profitable alternative, in fact, if you’ve been so conditioned by society that you truly didn’t want the frog eggs, your body would have a way of shutting that sort of thing down, we all love boba, don’t we, guys?

the other big thing is that once it does start spouting bullshit or even just finds a phase or string of words, its so hard to get it out, you really just have to start over your instance or purge the memory, they get the obsession so easily sometimes without like sacrificing relevancy to the topic entirely

you’re whale cum

you misspelled butt pan

fr tho, i think it was likely plastic wrap that contributed to the delectably pert center