I’ve got about a thousand of those bad boys on the right! Mint condition, although they’ve been unboxed.

No, they need to be careful. I keep a personal database of companies that raise prices and have poor customer service.

If this dude was smart and capable enough to do half that shit he claimed, he wouldn’t be in the position that he’s supposedly in. He’s funny though.

You can still threaten to cancel. It will be even more effective when the power of cancelling is in your hands instead of theirs, and as easy as one click. Not sure if you were being sarcastic.

I feel this deep within my soul.

LMFAO “Fuck Linda”

How is that better than working from home that half day?

Hi! If you’re anywhere near Ohio, I will gladly get you outside. I’m very outdoorsy and am learning to enjoy time outside in winter as well, which is my Achilles heel.

Hello! I think I like you, would you like to go for a walk at the park and get to know each other?

Their point was that working onsite half a day is shit. No one likes commuting to work.

To infiniweed and this bong!

Next do lifted pickup trucks please!

#1, during all eras: they didn’t get the space-travel part in space-time correct.

Fair point. My guess would be they might like a trade-off of 1 centipede for dozens or hundreds of spiders. But I don’t mess with the house spiders either, they’re cool too.

I did need to help it out, you were right, thank you.

It’s a house centipede. They’re good guys, especially if you don’t like spiders.

I fully intend on letting this fella continue to live on inside the house. I hear they live for years, and take care of little critters.

Do they know how to properly pluralize proper nouns?

sudo apt-get AED

Aye yes, a man of class and of culture