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2 months agoIn the distance, sirens.
In the distance, sirens.
It’s also $70 in dog money.
It’s all very well having a Tesla implant, until you stop at a junction and your brain catches fire.
I heard that Linus named it git because he is one.
I have a script which saves my fine location to a Google sheet when I disconnect from my car’s Bluetooth. If, like me, you are the sort of klutz who can lose their car in a two-car garage…