I watched a woman log into her email at a Best Buy laptop kiosk then walk away. I went over and logged her out.

The user is a moron. Lock your shit.

In an effort to show my wife the things I loved as a kid, I put on Eddie Murphy’s stand up. The intro was brutal.

After about 15 minutes, she asked me if we can stop watching.

I just watched some show from the 90s where the punchline is that the character was going to get sexually molested in a dark room. I can’t believe that got a thumbs up.

Those who need it the most. Imagine them just asking questions about what this Linux thing is to their friends.