No, sorry. He got his livussy ate by a birb.

I’ve been binging Hades 2 this week, so: Dionysus. Have you seen that package?!

@Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net Need a member of the birb council to check in here to see if this is legit.

I cannot disagree.

Turning my brain off to global affairs once or twice a week is essential to my sanity.

This means I have won this debate. Checkmate, Valve.

It means ipso facto, habeas corpus, magico, arbitration, parliamentarian moo deng, lorem ipsum.

“What did you do this weekend?”

“I went to the second, secret Burning Man where they immolate an actual man.”

Since I’m not in Denmark and I’m big fan of Nordic women beauty type, do you have a link?

We have a meticulously curated list over here at our Pirated Pornography Board.

I’d expect medicine to be highly precisely crafted in labs by highly educated professionals and that it’d be difficult and perhaps dangerous to make and take your own medicine. I could be wrong.

You’re not wrong—all of 4TVC’s work is extremely dangerous. Not as dangerous as you’d think, though. And, compared to living a life crushed by debilitating disease or debt, do those risks outweigh the outcome? Probably not.

Don’t bring Zizek into this, let the lava buck skeleton talk.

No ads or subscriptions, no endless DLC.

Unfortunately, if you’re looking for a free download, the game you’re describing doesn’t exist.

The closest I can think of is Postknight 2. There’s unobtrusive (optional) ads, and the full game is playable—start to finish—without spending any money.

It’s very cute, and you can get pets… but it’ll take some dedicated playtime to unlock them for free.

I store my master password on a sticky note attached to the bottom of my desktop’s power supply. Easily accessible if I were to die, but sufficiently secure that if it were physically compromised I would have significantly worse problems on my hands.

I am sorry. You need help that we cannot give on a message board. You need to find a trusted person you can tell your story to. You should ask them for help.

Good luck.

Sometimes I’m a put things on the fries fella, sometimes I’m a dippin’ boy. There’s no bad answer—only good fries!

You seem to be very intentionally dodging the question everybody in this discussion has been asking: Why are you, an adult, being taken care of by a family member?

Aside from very literally answering the question by saying, “Well my sister is taking care of me because Mom is gone,” you haven’t addressed the subtext of that question: why do you need taking care of at all? Do you have some form of condition that requires you to have a caregiver as an adult?

Please make careful note of sentences I have written that end in question marks (“?”)—those answers are important.

Turkey would have actually gotten a shiny platinum medal if there were no ffffffeeeeeeemales on the team.

I caught my kids to throw light switch raves, but they don’t know the context. It’s spread to their friends, also context-less.

But really, I don’t think anything can top that one email where Compy gets Old Yellered.

But NATO did start the simple and delicious vanilla cupcake recipe…

I don’t hate Google.

I despise them. I loathe them. Common transitive verbs like hate don’t encompass the depth and breadth of my disdain for Google.