Musk probably hit it with his signature offensive odor

a cellar full of tactical mil spec fishing poles

Given how often my fishing poles seem to break with only light use, that’s not entirely unreasonable.

We need to start using this game as a unit to measure mismanagement.

“In total, the project cost us approximately .51 Star Citizens.”

Bloody hell, I spent a little over two dollars buying Elite: Dangerous (a similar space game) when it was on sale about five years ago and haven’t spent any more money on it since. I can’t even comprehend spending 10,000 dollars on an incomplete game.

To be fair its marketed as full self driving, not full self no crashing