… wait a second that’s fucking mercury.

Well done, skeleton!

I’m not even mad.

But it makes their friendship score go up when they win, so… they like it? Maybe?

We’re Rom

Fine

No

I will wonder, forever, if this is meant to be the good soup or the bad soup.

(Don’t tell me.)

Fuck yeah, spinosaurus!

Hard to carry around, though. We should issue certificates that are equivalent to ownership of a massive obsidian orb.

We just give all the tools to solve crimes to people who have no idea how to use them, no biggie.

Can you also atone for my sins while you’re at it? Thanks.

– Crowpernicus

I can fix him

Yes, I forgot to mention. The game is tuned for multiplayer and is waaaaqy more enjoyable with resource boosts and timer reductions.

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Maybe Ark Survival? You go from caveman to future tech. There’s dinosaurs and I like the story.

This guy doesn’t even know how problematic Bulbasaur is.

Fire the cancel cannon!

Or get rammed by a Maus. Good to keep some variety in your life.