KISS is awesome, although I’ve been using Kvæsitso of late.

Wait till you experience the unmitigated joy that is Xiaomi’s battery optimisations, resulting in permissions you grant to the launcher for gesture and media support to be constantly revoked. 🙄

Of course not. I doubt I could even find the armpits on an F16.

In many markets your smartphone is your primary, or only, computing device. Many people use their phones as media consumption devices. Those are the two primary drivers of our ever growing handsets.

Pocket knives, and Swiss army knives in particular. I’ve loved them since I was given my first one as a child, which was the impetus for me to stop biting my nails.

I know the feeling. I’ve got about 6-8 flashlights around the house at the moment and can’t really justify buying more. My SO thinks I’m barmy.

My eldest daughter is Pokémon obsessed and spent the rest of the day sketching it as one.

No doubt, but custom ROMs aren’t on your average buyers radar.

They’ll need to lift their game on software updates for that to happen. Many of their handsets ship with an outdated version of Android, and they rarely see more than one major update.

And just like that, you’ve invented laserdisc.

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Obligatory.

I’m guessing some sort of collaboration with Snoop Dogg? 🤷‍♂️

Obviously people misunderstood. I’m very much pro vaccine - fully vaccinated and triple boosted.

I was making reference to the fact that anti-vaxxers were citing comorbidities in regards to COVID deaths to downplay the numbers while refusing to do so for deaths shortly after vaccination. This was especially galling in light of the fact that the first groups vaccinated were the most vulnerable: the elderly.

Something, something, comorbidities…

Sorry, I forgot that only applies to COVID deaths.

“It’s an older meme sir, but it checks out.”

Don’t use sarcasm, it confuses me.

Because they’re OpenAssholes™

I’m new to Lemmy but I believe Boost for Lemmy allows you to filter on keywords.

Welcome to the Pay Per View information economy. Amazon, and others, have been pulling this shit for years.