Why would you want to ruin a perfectly good animatronic Elvis like that?

Is that what they mean by giving the dog a bone?

In the eastern Kansas city that I live in, a living wage for a single person with no kids is almost $20/hr. There is no way $18 is nearly enough in California.

Trump’s out there making Sean O’Brien look more and more foolish every week.

$6/lb seems like a pretty good deal. I’ve had monkfish before, it’s good stuff.

What isn’t the orb? That’s the real question.

I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. Your take is completely fair. Parts of the ceremony were great. Gojira playing on the side of the Conciergerie was fuckin amazing. But on the whole, I thought the pacing of the whole event was terrible and lacked energy. Plus those fuckin NBC commentators would not shut the fuck up.

He was sort of Boromir in Ronin too.

He didn’t want to go out with a loaded gun.

Yes, but Forbes is pretty white. It’s the same vibe regardless.

I am a diversity, equity and inclusion expert is essentially an academic way of saying some of my best friends are black.

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My not involved in human trafficking t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

Lame

I feel the same sort of way about chartreuse. Can we just switch them?

It was also written by an ape, not a monkey.

Or you could choose the road less traveled.

Nothing ever burns down by itself. Every fire needs a little bit of help.

I was really enjoying his overuse of the raised “isn’t it interesting” eyebrow.

Eh, really depends where you hang out. Problem is EVERYONE hangs out at like the same 4 or 5 places anymore. You gotta get real niche to dodge the bullshit.