Miles O'Brien

A balrog? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Located entirely within the confines of the walkway leading from the crack of doom?

I’m sure that would have looked great to all the gathered men who were still alive.

“oh yeah, the elves showed up and one of them went up to the crack of doom with Isildur after his father died, and the elf came back alone and wouldn’t tell us what happened inside. Something’s fucky. We better prepare for an attack from the elves.”

Whether anyone actually threw hands immediately or not, men and elves would have a far shittier relationship after that.

The question is, did more suffering occur because Elrond didnt do this? We can’t know.

(but probably)

News flash!

This, just in: “Leaders of capitalist meat grinders prepared to lie to keep money flowing and try to pull in more”

I’m shocked.

But stabbing your neighbor isn’t exactly something most people are willing to do.

And any sort of attempt at organization leads to Alphabet Squad raids and whatever bullshit charges they feel like throwing at you after deciding you’re guilty of being a dirty commie/socialist/librul/not them.

An important feature that shouldn’t be overlooked.

Having just finished all 3 on my pc…

Dafuq you smokin, Bruh…

I will say though, 1 is the cluniest of them, for sure.

YOU’RE STEALING OUR TRASH! REEEEEEEEE!

If you clip a healthy plant without asking the owner first, you’re a dick. But if I see you do it at a store, no I didn’t. Cause the store made $2,550,000 while I was typing this.

5 is alive.

NO DISASSEMBLE!

Lol hasn’t had a job since she popped out of religious college in the early 80s.

My mother in law is absolutely convinced that democrats are going to go marching around with guns to drag her and her family out into the street to be executed.

If she realized there was still space to the left of “Democrat” on the politician field she’d have an aneurism.

Corvids evolved beyond the need for physical form.

All that remains are echoes.

That’s less of a ship and more of a “it’s stated in the story itself”

I mean, personally I don’t love any of my bros like I would my wife… That’s just me, but you do you.

I can remind all the Star Trek fans that the episode Sub Rosa exists.

And to all the anime fans, I’m so sorry to do this to you…

“Ed… Ward…?”

Oh don’t worry, they still are.

Just not domestically.

That and they have way more free time to play endless hours of that game…

Oooh, nice interrobang.

“Truth is denied those who refuse to seek it with both eyes wide”

dark patterns

“Well if the game is too dark, then we would notice in the video and besides small children being afraid of the dark, you can just turn up the screen brightness”

-Some old as fuck asshole who doesn’t really know much about the tech world anymore, assuming they ever did.

I sent this to some friends with my own added text of “Russia: doing a genocide. Israel: totally a-ok, no genocide here, carry on”

One of the people surprised me with a “how can you possibly think Russia isn’t trying to genocide Ukraine” and was completely flabbergasted that I was actually suggesting that Israel fucking is.

Even if that’s the way you think, I thought my sarcasm was perfectly clear and would be obvious to them what my stance is…

You think you know some people.

My favorite part of control is how they go into juuuuuuust a little bit of explaining how things work in a science way, and sometimes you can almost feel how things are connected, and then it’s like “Yeah we have no fucking clue how any of this actually works, we’re just trying to keep it all from destroying the universe and keeping notes along the way.”

And then you meet the next thing that almost makes sense. Until it doesn’t.

I don’t remember if I ever finished AW but I do believe I have the disk around here somewhere. The control dlc definitely rekindled my interest.