I’ve really gotta congratulate you. This gif is high art.

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How many people have you shot?

A pager isn’t “enemy equipment” in the same way a missile or a gun is. There were literally cell phone stores exploding in Lebanon. A 9-year-old girl died. This is 100% a fucking war crime. If someone kills a member of your family do you get to booby-trap the stove in their house so the kids get their faces melted off?

You… don’t know what a floppy disk is, do you?

No! That’s all I use Reddit for nowadays…

Acetaminophen (Tylenol) is what fucks up your liver. Ibuprofen will cause stomach problems such as ulcers, but it won’t damage your liver.

One year of beans and jeans. Here’s to many more!

Happy cake day, twin. I guess June 12th is like the baby boom for lemmy

The first rule of comstruction: attention to detail. Got it!

So, I’ve been on lemmy.world since I joined last year and everyone’s saying it’s too big. Lemmy.ml is the next-largest so I’m conflicted. What do?

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Nice to meet you, Jasper.

The comment fell over and needed to be righted.

Gold and Silver were also for Gameboy Color. Granted that’s still not the right cartridge, but the meme is canon and therefore infallible.

They’re talking about the scam of NFTs in general, Bored Apes in particular.

Apparently the company announced a restructuring in early October.

Think about it this way, sushi chefs know how to prepare raw fish safely in the same way any other chef knows how to prepare cooked meats safely. The risk is the same.

I’ve been eating sushi for 30 years, and the only time I’ve had food-poisoning I got it from a rotisserie chicken.

I don’t know what you mean, he says right in the song he’s never gonna hurt you.

Part of me wishes he would try it, because you just don’t come for the US Federal Government. Trump talks a big game and has a following, but the Feds are fucking psychos. These people killed MLK. These people have overthrown countless foreign governments. They’ve been trafficking drugs, weapons, and humans since before you and I were born.

I’m not saying I’m happy about it. I’m ashamed to be American every day that I wake up. But Trump is small potatoes to them. If he ever tried a coup for real it would end very badly for him, I promise you.

My lord, this post sinks to high heaven!