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Same exact thing as “How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real?”

Yeah, it’s corporate astrology

All food is organic. Unless you have a crop like a chicken (you don’t), you really shouldn’t put any inorganic materials in your body.

No, the issue is that he didn’t understand how the technology he was using worked. I mean, one of Apple’s most prevalently advertised features is their product integration, it’s like, their whole deal.

"Have you ever had a honk where you, if you, you would, you could, you would honk you so much you could honk anything?

Yah, it was a joke based on the ambiguous title. Lemmy is just reeeeeally bad at recognizing sarcasm, even when it’s literally labeled as such, lol.

Wow, y’all really don’t know what /s means, huh?

The sign of a good game is when it takes 10 hours to get into… (/s)

Because they didn’t write an article, they’re just critiquing one.

Your dad’s hair is better than Mark Harmon’s, I’m sure he’s less creepy too.

I see a mistake…

No that’s Mark Harmon. He does have a similarly bad haircut, but this guy looks a bit more like Dustin Hoffman. Another alleged weirdo, I believe, but luckily for Mike, he’s neither of them. Just a dude with some kittens, I think.

I don’t know much about computers except for the one at my house my mom put some games on there I play em sometimes—

Nah, remembering all the names is way harder. Not to mention distinguishing the individual bees…

Yeah, we need the classic Drake meme with "She’s a 10” on top and "She is 10” on bottom.

Just so you know, this comment reads like you really like Jeffrey Epstein and you think he was set up…

What if I get cremated before I die?

Nothing beats the baby kung-fu in Kung Pow! Enter the Fist though.

Damn, even your bootlegs have ads?! Bummer.