And sleeveless! That’s the “sweet” part.

Sizes measured in songs? Is my shirt size a “Sweet Home Alabama”?

Do they think that will prevent COVID?

I think people need to go outside and interact with each other in person. That’s the best way to date.

This is part of how a much smaller army can defeat a larger invading force. The locals have all their supplies. The invading force has to bring everything with them.

Small penises

How about telepathy for half the people. That’s even more chaotic.

There are medications for bipolar.

Congress

Ryan Long will be so happy!

“No shirt, no shoes, no service”. You get kicked out of most places if you don’t have shoes.

My daughter used to say “that’s not fair” all the time. I would tell her “Life isn’t fair. If you expect it to be, you will only set yourself up for failure and disappointment.”

She never listened to me, though.

"Government is not reason, it is not eloquence,—it is force! Like fire, it is a dangerous servant, and a fearful master; never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action.”

-George Washington (allegidly) The true author is debatable, but the quote is accurate, none the less.

Government

It’s easier to bitch about what’s wrong than to actively do something to make it better.

Thanks for clearing that up. I was truly confused.

Who would share their wifi? That’s just inviting someone to use it for nefarious things because they’re not responsible for it.

Nailed it!

I’m pretty sure that’s just Ozzy Osbourne.