2011 wants this post back

Bigfoot is real. The only problem is he’s no cryptid monkey or something but only a very unkempt hairy and fat Reddit mod. He also has a post history about his cum tree.

Just wait till your child rips and tears through your partner’s vagina

European Technology firms also fucked this up really hard. Philipps created ASML, NXP and had a founding 25% share in TSMC, but managed to win nothing from it. Due to Philipps short-sighted management none of these great wins in the semiconductor industry benefited the company at all and all three firms are now completly spum out and worth way more than Philipps. The TSMC share alone is now worth much more than Philipps Market Cap.

He looks like a cool cat

There is a consumerist TikTok craze for some expensive type of thermocup by the company Stanley.. It was also found to contaminate drinks with lead.

DENTAL PLAN

Oh, my God, this man is my exact double! That dog has a fluffy tail!

I do not have a specific opinion on Jeff’s partners. Both his ex-wife and his current wife were pretty successful at what they were doing.

Foucault’s view of society as a panopticon is like discovering that our daily lives are a suspenseful thriller, with surveillance cameras hidden behind every corner or your know just modern surveillance capitalism.

Monkey brain discovering this monolith: Immediate chaotic violence

While you were busy with beans and beef stroganoff, I was pouring over the intricacies of stock stock photos. When you were laughing at the thought of spending hours understanding the perfect garnish placement, I was in the trenches, discerning the subtleties of soup lighting. And now, as the world turns to culinary aesthetics and soup presentations are paramount, you have the audacity to come to me for recipes?

That is probably how you really take a screenshot of the main display in a Tesla

Did shittytechnicals make it over to here, yet?

That painting ain’t right

Christopher Poole founded 4chan because some hentai-relates things were banned on something awful. 4chan’s /pol/ was an early seedbed for right wing extremism. Also the first QAnon posts came from 4chan.

I don’t like sand. It’s coarse, rough and irritating

Would like to know that as well. I just stole the meme from non-fediverse meme site

Have you awoken one morning from unsettling dreams and found yourself changed into a monstrous vermin in your bed? Then this tweet is for you.

The flag says he is British but in fact he’s French