“Our company is invested in the dynamic strategy of using people to solve problems. Person Intelligence or PI, as we call it. We know our strategy is out of favor now, but given that it has worked consistently throughout all of human history, we are hopeful for the future.”
Meanwhile, the economy rich people’s yacht money is doing fantastic by every metric.
“Fuck serenity. George is here for payback.”
Inside your vagina are two wolves…
Makes perfect sense. Bill Gates puts Chinese 5G into third party printer ink. It’s used to activate the spikes in vaccinations.
they will be deployed shortly afterwards by the police.
“You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of racism in the new drones, but what I said was: Give me all the racism you have.”
I find it to be derivative and banal, because I am very important and sophisticated and everything should always be about me. Look at me being smart on the internet. I’m a very special boy.
win at least 10% of support from the delegates at the Republican party’s biennial convention
Boebert’s gonna need to bring some lotion.
I like to Edge by using a defective browser over and over before I open Firefox and climax.
Mike Johnson is Mike Pence’s unpolished, unrestricted Id.
Holiday special: Make one campaign contribution at a fixed amount, get two more campaign contributions made on your credit card in variable amounts in the near future. Merry Christmas!
We must seize the means of not giving a fuck.
Y’all motherfuckers need Jesus.
“Hi, I’m actor Mark Hammill. You might remember me from such unfinished games as Untitled Star Wars Game 3 and Untitled Star Wars Game 7.”
There once was a man named Buck
Whose colleagues in the House did suck
He called out their lies
But they were still his guys
This country his votes continued to fuck
I tied a ROFLcopter to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to make a shitpost cost a cheeseburger, and in those days, cheeseburgers came with pictures of cats on 'em. “I can has cheezburger,” you’d say.
Musk buys Comet Pizza and relocates all his child sex slaves there. “Once we get the cages installed, the Libs will be fully owned.”
“Tell President Zuckerberg my only regret is that I have but one life to give to block his ads.”
And why is it always a slam when wrestling has so many other moves? “White House Suplexes Musk” “Trump Power Bombs DeSantis From The Top Rope” At least be creative with it.
Boeing: Amtrak of the Skies. We’ll probably get you there safely.