Hope he has a speedy recovery.

BILL BILL BILL BILL

I’ve asked local Costco workers what it’s like working for Costco. They say the company treats them very well.

Sunwise and widdershins! Only heard the term when I met some witches. IRL witches! It’s a thing.

What kind of vacuum did you upgrade to, if I may ask? I am in need of a good robot servant.

It’s perhaps stupider than that. The guy couldn’t take getting made fun of on Twitter, so he bought and killed it.

It feels like being safe, and wrapped in a cocoon of warmth. That you never have to regret.

Well that’s probably a good thing and means you have some social connection or empathy with the baby! Lucky baby!

It’s usually the air pressure causing the kid some pain from mild barotrauma / airplane ear. They can’t help it. No amount of good or bad parenting changes the pressure differential in the inner ear.

Investment in some noise-cancelling headphone would be justified. It’s a sanity-saving expense!

Portal?