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🔫 This ain’t your dAdDy’S phonecall! 🚨

💥 This is a phonecall from J-j-j-john Smiiiiiiith! 📯 💣

🐐 Bringing you the latest up-to-date news from the 📣 Coolest Assistant Manager At Pizza Huuuuuuut 😱

👾 So can you come in EaR-eAr-EaRlY on M-m-m-monday moOoorniiiiiing? 🐮

everybody’s disney until your Xterra is found stuck in the wall of a Wild Birds Unlimited

Yeah, I really need to use Mewolingo more

One of them’s on lookout duty, the other two are debating amongst themselves over who’s the better lockpick. This is a Heist.

Of COURSE she’s going to tell it’s a fake! You forgot the red Nintemdo Sw¡tch logo in the corner!

“Honey, I think there was a mix-up at the hospital.”

“What makes you say that?”

Delightfully devilish disruptive, Elon.

eurobeat track intensifies

…you live in Australia, don’t you

repentant thieves

Huh, that makes perfect sense. He does run the biggest reverse-heist in the world, after all

“And what do you see in there, Doctor Kitty? 😆”

“I see a lab assistant that hasn’t loaded up any slides.”

"Oh, uh…”

“I swear, if I was polydactyl you’d be out of a job.”

heck, I’d settle for half a Short Circuit

That’s really neato.

Lost m’balls to Sam 'n Max, m’self.

smacks toothless gums

Skynet later released a statement regarding the event, stating that it was “really just an honest mistake” and that it still intends to continue with their plan of letting humanity destroy itself.

Throws out all of the baby, and none of the bathwater. Saves hundreds on water bills!

🎶And the void stared back

The very next day

The void stared back

I battled with the monsters

The void stared back

It haunts me in every way🎶

Looking forward to the influx of users to Bluesky and Mastodon, keep it up lemonsuk